North Pole Times 

By reporter Japeth Webb
The Reindeer don’t like Santa’s living conditions for them so they are going on strike. The Reindeer are always cold and they want something warm like a hot tub so they can stay warm and have fun on their 364 day vacation. 
Santa is really mad but really sad. He said that the Reindeer always felt like children to him. Santa is solving the problem by ordering something on Amazon.            
While Santa is busy ordering the elves are going out on an adventure to find new Reindeer. It seems all they can get are old smelly Donkeys and the Donkeys are so bad that they had to sprinkle all their magic flying dust on them.  They have only been able to find five Donkeys so there is no way that the Donkeys are flying the sleigh this year. 
Today, it was reported, something has come in the mail and it’s huge!! It’s- it’s- it’s- the Reindeer’s hot tub! The Reindeer will be flying the sleigh this year! Yeah.
It was quoted by eyewitness Blixen: “I never thought that old sack of jellybean’s would do it!”
We can all give a sigh of relief that this tragedy has been averted.
 
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